I'm no comedian, but I have a curious interest in coming up with puns. If you don't like puns, then click the "back to home" link at the bottom of this page fast, because these are pretty terrible.
1) What is the difference between a bomber plane and a bullfrog?
-One likes to fly low, while the other likes low flies.
2) Why do missionaries make such lousy fishermen?
- Because they spend so much time in the MTC ("Empty sea"; say it out loud and you'll find it sounds completely the same)
3) Why do chimney salesmen so often go bankrupt?
- Because they can't help but sell their merchandise "on the house."
4) What does the Sauk Sequence have in common with the Book of Mormon (this may go over your head if you're not a geology major)?
- They're both records of ancient American transgressions.
5) What mineral is the most fearsome to seafarers?
- Pyrite of the Caribbean
Thanks for your laughter, whether it was vocalized or silent.