Questions. We've all got 'em.

29 June, 2005

This page is where you can find all the answers. And it's free. This section could also be titled: Ask Kyle. He'll be the one that helps me answer questions.

So, just for both of the people out there who actually read these things, the old questions are all at the bottom of the page with answers listed below.

Third question: Submitted by the father:

What is it that's black and white in the middle of the Serengeti that zebras are trying to blend with?

I have no idea. Maybe British hunters with Aboriginal guides...

Second question: This question was raised by my lab partner for one of my classes. It was interesting, although not too difficult to figure out...

What would happen if the world were to stop spinning instantly?

Actually, we did figure out kind of what would happen with if the world stopped instantly. If you were on a perfectly flat surface, you would travel over a half mile before your head would hit the ground. Now before I post all the math behind it, I think I'll check the work. It was actually a co-worker of mine which did the math, and I'm not sure it's quite accurate... So I'll let you know.

The first question happens to be one that has troubled me for at least ten minutes. Probably more.

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

So I gues I should post the answer to this question. This answer was provided by my genius (and somewhat disgusting) brother in law, who must have been inspired with this answer: They sniff the toilet paper.

Disgusting, but possibly true...