This page is not a section for buying guys, but a section for buying presents for said guys. Gifts for guys. Presents for papa. Of course there's always the new Ferrari, the Corvettes, or the 4-wheelers, guns, and computers, but you can find that stuff anywhere. Most of this stuff can also be found anywhere, but is taken from very select sources and may not be something you would have thought of. Take a look under 'Stuff' - 'Links' for actual sources. Some will be there, some won't. Too bad, eh?

Hirobo XRB Llama- Fully functional, non-aerobatic remote control helicopter. The easiest R/C helicopter...ever. Electric power provides 10-15 minutes of power, or you can get the one with a 12 foot tether and have endless flight times. And it's small enough and quiet enough to fly indoors! No need to ever leave the easy chair...

Infrared Watch Controlled 2000 Shelby Cobra- Never again a bored day at work and who would know? With the serruptitiously hidden, full-function remote in your watch, you can zoom around the office in the car of every man's dreams...just a little smaller. And when you're not out cruisin' the strip, the watch functions as an accurate timepiece, a stop watch, and a calender.

Swiss Army USB Flash Card- Duh. What guy wouldn't want this? A Swiss Army Knife with either a 256, 128, or 64 MB memory card. The ultimate Geek Tool.

USB Mini Desktop Aquarium- Something that I would buy. If my wife would let me. Unfortunately, there are no real fish in this little dandy, but it still livens up a boring cubicle faster than the Millenium Falcon. And if you're not around a computer and worried about your fishy dying, you can always run it off a battery.

Scrolling LED Badge- This one's a true gem. With adjustable messages, brightness, speed, your man will be the talk of the office showing off his mind on his pocket. And if his mind changes, the 1-3/4" by 3-1/4" badge can store up to six different messages that can be changed on the fly. What more could you ask for? Besides the green and red ones, I mean...

"No Pooting" Sign- A little crude, but what could be more practical?

USB Memory Watch- Why is it that all the best things are connected to a computer? Or need I ask? 512, 256, or 128 MB of memory always at your fingertips, literally. With blazing write speeds of 920 KB/sec and read speeds of 1000 KB/sec, you can always be on time...